The name's Al, but ya can call me Mole. Uh, anyways, nice ta meet ya.
Current M!A: None
Currently Stationed at: Dustbowl
WARNING: MULTISHIP BLOG
skyler was to busy playing in a mud puddle to notice the stranger behind him
Al wasn’t sure if her eyes were playing tricks on her or if the little guy was actually there. “Um…’Ey there little guy. Ya know, playin’ in mud ain’t gonna get ya anythin’ but dirty.” She said as she kneeled next to the creature.
Jeremy was sitting there enjoying a hot shower. It was quiet and soft as the steam gathered at his feet. When the door swung open the sniper turned around and frowned. “OUT!”
Al felt her face burn with embarrassment as she was called out. “S-Sorry!” She apologized quickly as she quickly shut the door. “D-Didn’t realize anyone was in!” Well, ain’t that a nice way to meet someone.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Jews ordered to register by pro-Russian group in east Ukraine
Jews in the eastern Ukrainian city of Donetsk where pro-Russian militants have taken over government buildings were told they have to “register” with the Ukrainians who are trying to make the city become part of Russia.
Jews emerging from a synagogue say they were handed leaflets that ordered the city’s Jews to provide a list of property they own and pay a registration fee “or else have their citizenship revoked, face deportation and see their assets confiscated,” reported Ynet News, Israel’s largest news website.
"We don’t know if these notifications were distributed by pro-Russian activists or someone else, but it’s serious that it exists," said Olga Reznikova, 32, a Jewish resident of Donetsk. "The text reminds of the fascists in 1941," she said referring to the Nazis who occupied Ukraine during World War II.
Michael Salberg, director of the international affairs at the New York City-based Anti-Defamation League, said it’s unclear if the leaflets were issued by the pro-Russian leadership or a splinter group operating within the pro-Russian camp.
Literally terrifying. This is how it starts…
I gasped out loud. This is so scary.